dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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