But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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