Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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