whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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