My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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