Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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