I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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