But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
not ubering you a puppy
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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