life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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