Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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