I'm really into asian looking animals
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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