My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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