I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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