I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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