He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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