Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just googled if crying burns calories
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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