Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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