Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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