I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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