normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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