We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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