one two three fourrrrnication!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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