um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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