We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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