i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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