so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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