So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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