I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i used baking grease as lip gloss
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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