We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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