i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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