This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My ass is underappreciated
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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