I wanna bring you to show and tell
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
