What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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