Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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