they need to just BURY HIM!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Randomize
