It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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