does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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