D3 body, D1 cock
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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