Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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