Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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