So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
