im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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