Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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