let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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