Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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