i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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