i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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