i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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