We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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