I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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