if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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