What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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