I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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