Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So squirting runs in the family.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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