Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
