I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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